John's Game - Update 17-Apr-2009

Newer stuff in bold:

Dwarven Outpost -

• Encounter with orcs

  • PCs:

    • Sam's Dire Bear form maybe a little too dire

    • Orcs can run over rocky terrain through magical darkness with no issues (Nice try Lance)

    • Giant sized Rita still manages to be less effective than BO

    • Delem was participating as best he could

      • Guilt caused DM to allow Delem to actually drop a baddie or two

    • Tenacious G sits one out (he had the sniffles)

  • NPCs:

    • Did about 80% of the work

      • Thank the goddesses the PCs were there to mop up the refuse

    • NPC Dwarven Cleric out damages Delem

    • NPC Dwarven Rogue out damages Delem

      • May have been allowed to sneak attack

      • Didn't seem to draw every enemy in 2000 miles to attack him

      • Delem MUST learn his secret!

    • BO single handedly killed 3 before the rest of the party combined dropped 2

    • BO's lover was the only being to do less damage than Delem (if I recall correctly)

      • Could have been sam's forlorn wolf tho

• Storming the Outpost

  • Recon

    • 15+ orcs just hanging out on the wall

    • 100 yard trench and double gate are the only way in

  • Planning

    • Many hours planning out assault on the fortress

    • 100 yard trench – Check

    • Exhaust port – Check

    • Proton torpedoes – Check

  • Assult

    • After careful planning, we decide to wing it

    • Sam opens the doors (so to speak) with a strategically placed soften earth and a medium fire elemental

    • NPCs:

      • Played a minor role this time

      • Enlarge Person x3

      • Prayer

      • Dropped a few bad guys

      • One really good Hold Person (against the enemy caster)

      • BO was a great ally tosser and ladder

    • PCs:

      • Sam as (somewhat) Dire Bear does a belly flop on an orc, and proceeds to maul two more. Also ate helpless enemy caster

      • Lance was bravely thrown into the melee and distinguished himself well

      • Rita (enlarged and in charge) excelled at wack-an-orc

      • The G man dropped 1 orc and did a high stepping super flexing 3 hour victory dance

      • Delem finally relearned the secret of the sneak-attack from the other dwarven rogue, did ok for himself

  • Aftermath

    • Not much to be found

    • Goliaths called in to man the base until more dwarves arrived

    • We head to the dwarven lands

Into the Mountains (Dwarven lands) -

• Intro

  • Big people still persona non grata

  • High Priest gives us a high five

  • Sets up clandestine audience with king

• Audience with king

  • Mike's telescope of DM annoyance reveals spiritual stench around King

  • Mythos takes a nap and wakes to tell us we need to nap with him (he's a cuddle whore)

  • Enter fantasy world (where Mythos does stuff)

• Fantasy world

  • Nasty voice calls us bitches, we don't take kindly to that!

  • Rita heads to bed leaving her character in Steven's hands

  • Nasty monster thing, looks like liposuction byproduct and is as toxic as credit default swaps

  • Rita refuses to give dat monster tree-fiddy!

  • Rita gets her ass handed to her again and again and again (and again (and again))

  • No one else really even got hurt

    • Except the following animals that Sam had commit suicide:

      • Uni the innocent unicorn

      • FuckYoCouch the angry badger

  • One guess as to who finally killed the big bad spirit thing...

  • We wake up

• Real world again

  • Mythos has shit-eating grin, Lance's character's ass hurts

  • Mythos offers popsicles ("All you ever want, just drink this 'potion'...")

  • King has Alzheimer's

  • We break cause it's hella late