John's Game Summary

Small town in the north -

• Found Bjorn & Mythos
• Sam's Spider Forest (they don't recognize his sovereignty yet)
• Shipwreck
• Big G finds DM annoying Telescope of True Seeing
  
• Hobgoblin camp
• Tomb dwarven & human, sword, spirit, sage
  

Middle Town -

• On Lock down
• Shady goings on
  

Big city -

• Lord Darkmore?
• Free magic stuff
• Big G gets slight magical upgrade
  
• Look into Middle town
  

Middle Town (again)-

• Warehouse found Lance then burned the place down
• Surprise attack on caravan
• Rope Trick - YEAH!
• Flyby Attack - BOO!!
  
• Church
• Rita gets us hooked up
  
• Vlad - vampire... nope Ogre Mage
  
• Mayor - moron... yep
  
• Map to tower/dungeon

Useless Druid^TM -

• Search for
• Found
  

Ruined Tower/Dungeon -

• Useless druid summons earth elemental
• elemental get's lost and dies from exposure
  
• Green goop
• Lots of traps
• and fort saves
• many disarm attempts
• RAGE!!!
  
• Tentacle thing
  
• Crazy tank guys
• Rita stands her ground and does her god's work
• Mythos be a squishy fairy
  
• Ancient Giant Runes Teleport/Circle
• Bad dude with teleporting grenade
• Treasure!!!
• Big G gets slight magical upgrade
  

Middle Town (again, again)-

• Hero's feast
• Easy women (and men for Rita and BO)
  
• At the banquet
• Silence
• Drakes teleport in
• Big G loots corpses
• Delem begins participating!
  

Big city (again) -

• Free magic stuff
• Sam's Super Spider Armor(TM) done
• Only acid for 1000 miles BO had to give BJ for
  

Road to Orc fort -

• Aspect of Owlbear god
• Delem attempts participating; gets mauled
  
• Orc patrols

Orc Fort -

• Giant fort (built for giants that is)
• Ancient Giant Runes on top
• 300-400 Orcs armed & training
  

Road to Dwarf lands -

• Tentacle thing
• Delem does 13 points in 14 rounds!
  
• Troops heading to Orc fort
• Captured one and interrogated
  
• Goliaths
• Chief's daughter/newest wife captured
• Camp with Frost Giants and Orcs
• Sam (as a parakeet)
  
• Summons air elemental to divide and conquer
• Calls lightning and toasts some orcs
• Summons fire elemental to fight frost giants
  
• Rita kicks some orcish ass
  
• Delem excites Rita by shooting into melee (not that it does much good)
  
• Big G covers the fragile and participating Delem
• Lance steps to frost giants
  
• Frost giants
• Blindly tossing orcs in a perfect sine wave (and hitting Delem the damage machine)
  
• Orc w/ tank
• Blinded & bitch slapped by Lance (eventually)
  
• Return to goliath camp and rewarded (sammy's new cod piece)
• Goliaths took us to meet dwarves

Dwarves -

• Somewhat stand-offish
• Seems things are a changing in dwarf lands
• King has new advisers and they xenophobic
• Dwarfs trade with goliaths
• Dwarves also sent to investigate outpost that has not reported in
• we tag along

Dwarven Outpost -

• Encounter with orcs
• PCs:
• Sam's Dire Bear form maybe a little too dire
• Orcs can run over rocky terrain through magical darkness with no issues (Nice try Lance)
• Giant sized Rita still manages to be less effective than BO
• Delem was participating as best he could
• Guilt caused DM to allow Delem to actually drop a baddie or two
• Tenacious G sits one out (he had the sniffles)
• NPCs:
• Did about 80% of the work
• Thank the goddesses the PCs were there to mop up the refuse
• NPC Dwarven Cleric out damages Delem
• NPC Dwarven Rogue out damages Delem
• May have been allowed to sneak attack
• Didn't seem to draw every enemy in 2000 miles to attack him
• Delem MUST learn his secret!
• BO single handedly killed 3 before the rest of the party combined dropped 2
• BO's lover was the only being to do less damage than Delem (if I recall correctly)
• Could have been sam's forlorn wolf tho